I found lovequote.com while randomly surfing and and I was really surprised. They have literally thousands of witty, humorous and really funny love quotes on all aspects of love and relationships. And the quotations come from numerous places such as books, movies, poets, songs ,and famous authors. If you have had your share of relationships and had experienced the ups and downs of love and romance, you will find a gem here..
Follows are few interesting selections that I really liked:
In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman! (MARGARET THATCHER )
I’d marry again if I found a man Who had 15 million dollars And would sign over half of it to me Before the marriage and… Guarantees he’d be dead within a year! (BETTE DAVIS )
Romance is dead, It was acquired in a hostile take over between Hallmark and Disney, harmonized and sold off piece by piece. (From the TV show THE SIMPSONS)
Women will never be equal to men Until they can walk down the street bald And still think they are beautiful! (MURPHY’S LAWS OF SEX)
A woman’s appetite is twice that of a man’s; her sexual desire, four times; her intelligence, eight times. (SANSKRIT PROVERB)
I date this girl for two years and then the nagging starts… I date this girl for two years and then the nagging starts… ‘I wanna know your name…’ (UNKNOWN AUTHOR)
You know, I have this awful paranoid thought That feminism was mostly invented by men So that they could like, Fool around a little more (From the movie BEFORE SUNRISE)
If the effort that went in research on the female bosom had gone into our space program, we would now be running hot-dog stands on the moon. (MURPHY’S LAWS FOR SEX)
When the lights are out, All women are beautiful. (MURPHY’S LAWS FOR SEX)
Is sex dirty? Only if it’s done right. (WOODY ALLEN )
I just want a boyfriend who’s not crazy! We all want that dear, but it doesn’t exist! (From the movie AS GOOD AS IT GETS)
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy (BOB HOPE )
EYE CONTACT: A method utilized by a single woman to communicate to a man that she is interested in him. Despite being advised to do so, many women have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to the shyness, but usually due to the fact that a woman’s eyes are not located in her chest. (THE DICTIONARY OF DATING)
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